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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Syrian Refugees Move to Martha's Vinyard

In a shocking move we have learned that President Obama may order as many at 2000 Syrian Refugees to be relocated to his favorite vacation spot of Martha's Vineyard.  Current demographics show a total white population in the Vineyard of approximately 3,500 and about 150 African Americans.

This influx of new Syrian refugees to Martha's Vineyard will almost double the population.  However, we have learned that for most of the largely democratic voting population of the Vineyard the refugees will be welcomed with open arms.  In fact the rich and famous Taylor (James) and Simon (Carly) families have pledged to personally accommodate up to 50 of the refugees in the horse stables on their own properties.

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